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Welcome to Daily Pun Wars. We have been posting a daily pun on our personal Facebook profiles for YEARS and they often turn into some epic pun wars in the comments. So, we just decided one day to embed all of our posts in a website so they were easier for people to find.
You can use the search or the menu to find just about any pun you can think of (archived all the way back to 2014…although there are some repeats). Or, you can just scroll down to see our latest puns. Then click to the Facebook post and enjoy the pun war in the comments. Some of the older puns have less engagement, but eventually people succumbed to our puns and began to participate. We hope it brings a bit of joy to your day.
keywords: perfume, scents, sense, common,
keywords: moderation, everything in moderation, store, sales,
keywords: yardsticks, yard, measure, ruler,
keywords: salsa, pico de gallo, mexican, food, chips, dip
keywords: glue, sticky, wood, woodworking
keywords: mountains, hills, area, hilarious, peak, valley
keywords: recessed light, can light, canned light, home depot, lowe’s,
keywords: chili, chilly, September, memes, window, soup, stew
keywords: accounting, taxes, Intuit, money, into it
keywords: Athens, grease, Greece, Greek, Dawn, morning, soap, clean, sunrise
keywords: hotel, motel, marriage, marry it, Marriott, Hilton, Best Western, Inn, Lodge
keywords: Captain Hook, Disney, pirate, hook, second hand, used, Peter Pan