A thief stole the wheels off my car last night. I'm working tirelessly to catch him.
Day 415 Ryan
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Chances Arlo that anyone will get away with robbing me again. (image)
A woman was on trial for beating her husband with his guitar collection. The judge asked "first offender?" She replied, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender."