Day 329 Ryan December 13, 2016 Ryan Chapman Animal Puns, Book Puns, Food Puns, Text Only Puns keywords: chicken, poetry, poultry, fowl, meat, animals, rooster, hen Facebook Comments chickenfowlpoetry Share This Tweet Share Share Email Pin It Related Posts Day 1203 Ryan When my wife demanded that I stop impersonating a flamingo, I knew it was time to put my foot down. Day 1162 Ryan My wife: Did you have a beer? I can smell it on your breath. Me: No. I had rabbit stew though. You're just smelling the hops. Day 1442 Adam I just got a job helping dogs who have lost their tails. I've always wanted a job in retail.