Day 1203 Ryan September 24, 2019 Ryan Chapman Animal Puns, Text Only Puns keywords: animals, flamingo, foot, put my foot down, impersonation, wife, pink flamingo Facebook Comments flamingo Share This Tweet Share Share Email Pin It Related Posts Day 1162 Ryan My wife: Did you have a beer? I can smell it on your breath. Me: No. I had rabbit stew though. You're just smelling the hops. Day 1442 Adam I just got a job helping dogs who have lost their tails. I've always wanted a job in retail. Day 1435 Adam I really want to quit eating deli meat, but I don’t think I could give up cold turkey.