Did you know that Dr. Pepper does not actually practice medicine? He has his degree in fizz-ics.
Day 321 Ryan
keywords: beer, Budweiser, bud, bud light, lager, why is her, jerk
My wife: Did you have a beer? I can smell it on your breath. Me: No. I had rabbit stew though. You're just smelling the hops.
I am terrible at canning frozen orange juice. I just can't concentrate.