Did you know that Dr. Pepper does not actually practice medicine? He has his degree in fizz-ics.
Day 308 Ryan
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My wife: Did you have a beer? I can smell it on your breath. Me: No. I had rabbit stew though. You're just smelling the hops.
I am terrible at canning frozen orange juice. I just can't concentrate.