When my wife demanded that I stop impersonating a flamingo, I knew it was time to put my foot down.
Day 54 Adam
keywords: steer, male cow, bull, terry, terrible, ruminant, herd, cows
My wife: Did you have a beer? I can smell it on your breath. Me: No. I had rabbit stew though. You're just smelling the hops.
I just got a job helping dogs who have lost their tails. I've always wanted a job in retail.