Day 590 Adam April 12, 2017 Adam Hill Crime Puns, Text Only Puns keywords: rest, arrest, crime, resist, children, nap, police Facebook Comments police puns Share This Tweet Share Share Email Pin It Related Posts Day 1179 Ryan A thief stole the wheels off my car last night. I'm working tirelessly to catch him. Day 1167 Ryan Chances Arlo that anyone will get away with robbing me again. (image) Day 1140 Ryan A woman was on trial for beating her husband with his guitar collection. The judge asked "first offender?" She replied, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender."