They should open a drive through tux shop and call it Tailor Swift.
- Adam Hill
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I hear Matthew McConaughey is now a communications professor at the University of Texas at Austin. Now a bunch of people are going back to school saying, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write".
Me: What color should we paint the half bath downstairs? Wife: I think just an off white. Like maybe linen color. Me: Sounds good. I'll paint the john linen