Ladies, if your man doesn't appreciate your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.
Day 229 Adam
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I wanted to post an angry rant about my failed attempt at making organic fertilizer, but I decided that this should be a compost instead.
I asked my wife what she was thinking about and then handed her a flower and said "a peony for your thoughts".